I sleep under a furnace on a bed of rusty nails with bricks for a pillow. Is it any wonder that I'm a light sleeper?
February 14, 2009
I AM THE SQUEEZELORD!!
GET SOME! I'LL SQUEEZE IT UP, BITCHES!
Fear me and my feats of repetitive hand strength! Also, fear my primitive, seizure-making, gif-creation powers! Hypnotically annoying... wait... annoyingly hypnotic... Fear! Also, Valentine's Day! Fear!