For those of you who need some awesome today... there is this. Describing the wonderfulness at the end of that link would only spoil it. You're just going to have to trust me.
For the musical sputtering today we have the Original SS, some early raw hardcore from Japan (widely considered to be the first Japanese hardcore release ever) circa 1979. Fearsome, fast and just a touch over 12 minutes long, it's the sound of history. Hard to believe this is 30 years old.