November 25, 2008

Some greasy grabass ganked our guardian gargoyle!

The nerve of some people! To take a total stranger's twenty-two pound terrible temple dog is totally toothless! What a jerk! It makes me so mad, I see red! It makes me so mad, I'm all cramped up with anger! It makes me so mad, I put an exclamation point at the end of every sentence! Bastards!


Spacebeer said...

I hope those jerks get a cramp in their cramps.

Mr. Krotpong said...

Clearly, the cretinous, clod-hopping, kleptomaniacs need their crappy clocks cleaned.

Mr. Krotpong said...

Hey! There is a Cramps compilation back there in the post. The contents of which are as follows:

The Cramps-Cramping Up Real Hard

The Most Exalted Potentate of Love {live)
Good Taste (live)
The Green Door
Under The Wires
Teenage Werewolf
The Crusher
All Women are Bad
New Kind of Kick
Green Fuz
Uranium Rock
Lonesome Town
Five Years Ahead of My Time (demo)
Can Your Pussy Do the Dog (live)
Human Fly
Muleskinner Blues
Hot Pearl Snatch (live)
Garbage Man
Love Me
Drug Train
Can't Hardly Stand It(demo)
Goo Goo Muck
Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!(live)